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Enough
about Ed Wood, already. Although an undeniably noteworthy
figure in the B film pantheon, (and, no, he did NOT make
the worst films of all time), Wood is but the Angora-swathed
tip of the B movie iceberg. Here are ten B movie personalities
you should be familiar with in order to discuss the genre
with any degree of confidence:
1. William Alland
There might very well have been no sci fi films
to write about were it not for William Alland's efforts.
Beginning as one of Orson Welles' Mercury Players, Alland
was the unseen reporter who spearheaded the search for Rosebud
in Citizen Kane. Turning to production in the 1950s,
Alland conjured up many of the most influential genre films
in history. He co-created the Creature From the Black
Lagoon and developed It Came From Outer Space
before farming the screen treatment out to Ray Bradbury.
He produced The Colossus of New York, The Deadly Mantis,
The Mole People, The Land Unknown -- nearly every significant
Universal fantasy release of the decade. While peers like
George Pal and Jack Arnold took the bows, Alland quietly
moved on to other things.
2. Edward Bernds
While Ed Wood is celebrated ad nauseum as the
worst of filmmakers, and William Castle's gimmickry continues
to fascinate, Ed Bernds committed the cardinal sin of turning
out respectable films on a consistent basis. This journeyman
covered a lot of ground. He began by directing some of the
very best Three Stooges shorts (Curly's last and Shemp's
first). He helmed a fistful of the Bowery Boys' poverty-stricken
comedies as well as a Blondie film or two. His sci fi outings
require addressing, if only for their audacity. You can't
top Queen of Outer Space for kitchy lunacy. World
Without End is ambitious and earnest. Space Master
X-7 is, at the very least, interesting, while Valley
of the Dragons is, admittedly, forgettable.
3. Paul Frees
You've probably heard the voice of Paul Frees
whether you know it or not. From Boris Badenov to The Pillsbury
Doughboy, Frees' unmistakable timbre fell on American ears
for decades. His voice-over chores on countless sci fi and
fantasy film trailers is enough to place him squarely on
our list. Add to that his appearance in one of the genre's
finest offerings, The Thing, and his association
with fantasy film producer George Pal. He was the voice
of the aliens in the classic Earth vs. the Flying Saucers
and, significantly, produced and directed the JD schlock
classic The Beatniks, featuring Tony Travis and Peter
Breck.
4. Alex Gordon
The fact that Gordon co-wrote two of Ed Woods'
early efforts (Jail Bait and Bride of the Monster)
would be enough to ensure his pedestal in the B film Hall
of Fame. But Alex also produced a batch of eminently watchable
Bs, each spotlighting his benevolent habit of casting fading
or forgotten film stars in significant supporting roles.
Perhaps his best-known film, The She Creature, features
former superstar Chester Morris, smoothie Tom Conway and
comic Swede El Brendel. Atomic Submarine features
Conway, as well as former matinee cowboys Bob Steele and
Dick Foran. Gordon also offered a plum role in Voodoo
Woman to George Zucco. Alex knew going in that Zucco
was, by then, far too ill to accept, yet he made the gesture
in an effort to bolster the fading actor's spirits.
5. Allison Hayes
Her B film immortality was assured by her appearance
in Attack of the 50 Foot Woman, arguably the best-remembered
schlock film of the 50s. Her turn as the towering, vengeful
wife, stalking through town clad only in a bed sheet, is
unbeatable B movie entertainment. 50 Foot Woman aside,
Hayes was a fine actress, a talented concert pianist and
a one-time Miss America contestant. Her smouldering, razor-sharp
features were seen to great advantage in a host of Bs --
The Undead, Gunslinger, Disembodied, The Hypnotic Eye
-- all benefiting from her sensual presence. Allison's career
was abbreviated by illness, but fortunately not before she'd
secured a place as one of B movies most formidable femmes.
6. Thomas Browne
Henry
One fantasy film fixture absolutely essential
to the genre's success is the unflappable authority figure.
Generals, admirals, scientists and teachers were all embodied
by some of the very best B movie actors, Morris Ankrum and
Whit Bissell prominent among them. Thomas Browne Henry may
have performed the service more than any other actor. His
hawkish features and preponderant scowl were well-used in
films like Earth vs. the Flying Saucers, Blood of Dracula,
Brain From Planet Arous, Space Master X-7, 20 Million Miles
to Earth and The Thing That Couldn't Die. This
is not to mention his fine work in "A" films like
Julius Caesar, My Man Godfrey and Deadline
U.S.A. Henry continued the tradition in episodic television,
lending credibility to shows as diverse as Perry Mason
and Bewitched.
7. Jack Kevan
While Hollywood's first family of film make-up,
the Westmores (Perc, Wally, Bud, et al.), received the accolades,
Universal Studios artists like Kevan, who worked beneath
them, were rarely if ever credited. Kevan is responsible
for perhaps the 50s' most distinctive, recognizable and
flat-out scary monster, the Creature From the Black Lagoon.
Working from William Alland's original idea, Kevan fashioned
a uniquely functional, wholly believable Gill Man that his
fright-film contemporaries could scarcely compete with.
Some years later, Kevan teamed with Irv Berwick to produce
the shoddier, but stubbornly memorable Monster of Piedras
Blancas.
8. Mantan Moreland
Sadly, there's just no way to discuss this talented
performer without pressing a few political hot buttons.
A remarkable African American performer, Moreland is tragically
dismissed today as a groveling, Uncle Tomish stereotype.
While characters portrayed by other black performers such
as Stepin Fetchit and Willie Best were decidedly insulting,
Moreland more often appeared as a savvy, wisecracking, albeit
cowardly survivor. In fact, it's easy to imagine any of
Mantan's lines being spoken by Lou Costello or Shemp Howard,
both white performers. Moreland was easily the best thing
about tacky shockers like King of the Zombies and
Revenge of the Zombies, and he's one of the few reasons
to watch Monogram's tired Charlie Chan entries. For a precious
few minutes, he even enlivens Jack Hill's neo-cult hit Spider
Baby.
9. Irving Pichel
An assured and effective character actor as well
as a serviceable director, Pichel is often overlooked by
B film historians. He gives riveting performances in two
bona fide fright-film classics -- Murder By The Clock
and Dracula's Daughter -- not to mention movie mug
shots in films as diverse as Torture Ship, Dick
Tracy and Oliver Twist. As a director, he may
be best known for filming George Pal's breakthrough Destination
Moon as well as Cooper and Shoedsack's seminal quickie
Most Dangerous Game. In addition, Pichel directed a
pair of definitive films noir -- Quicksand and They
Won't Believe Me. All exhibited a degree of inventive,
if workmanlike flair.
10. Bruno Ve Sota
Ve Sota may be best known as one of Roger Corman's
irregular troop of players, turning up in films like The
Undead and The Wasp Woman. But Bruno traveled
the breadth of the B film community, working with some of
it's more influential, sometimes dubious movers and shakers.
He appeared in a couple of schlockmaster Jerry Warren's
more questionable cobble jobs, Creature of the Walking
Dead and The Wild World of Bat Woman. He pops
up in Curtis Harrington's Night Tide and the somnambulent
oddity Daughter of Horror and for the notorious Arch
Hall Sr. he was a slovenly junk yard proprietor in The
Choppers. In the midst of all this, Ve Sota found time
to try his hand at directing. The Female Jungle,
produced by Ve Sota's friend Burt Kaiser, was notable as
Jayne Mansfield's first film appearance, while a lame, strained
sci fi comedy called Invasion of the Star Creatures
has precious little to recommend it. His best directorial
work is easily The Brain Eaters, a tacky but effective
thriller produced by actor Ed Nelson. But to most B film
fans, Bruno will always be remembered as Yvette Vickers'
pathetic, cuckolded husband in Attack of the Giant Leeches.
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