| By TOM WEAVER 
                         
 Vincent Price may have failed to 
                      immortalize Phyllis Kirk in wax in the 1953 chiller House 
                      of Wax, but the experience did immortalize her on film 
                      for generations of horror movie buffs. This was an odd turn 
                      of events for Kirk, who (given her druthers) would have 
                      turned down the top role in the 3-D thriller -- a remake 
                      of Mystery of the Wax Museum (1933) -- because she 
                      had no yen to become the 1950s' answer to Fay Wray.  Danish by descent (real name: Phyllis 
                      Kirkegaard), a native of Syracuse, New York, Kirk had jobs 
                      as a waitress and a perfume counter clerk before she began 
                      a modeling career. Stage roles ensued before Hollywood beckoned; 
                      she was a contract player at MGM and then Warner Brothers, 
                      where she was stalked on the studio's "New York Street" 
                      and other locales by Vincent Price's maniac sculptor in 
                      House of Wax.  Kirk's talents were better showcased 
                      on the small screen, where she had good dramatic roles on 
                      many of the era's prestige series (and consequently made 
                      the covers of TV Guide and Life). Her signature 
                      TV role was as Nora Charles, the daffy, fast-talking wife 
                      of Peter Lawford's The Thin Man (the 1957-59 NBC 
                      series).   TOM WEAVER: Were 
                      you under contract to Warner Brothers when you did House 
                      of Wax?  PHYLLIS KIRK: Yes. Otherwise I would never have 
                      done it [laughs]! The interesting thing is that, with the 
                      arrogance of a young actress who thinks she's going to rule 
                      the world (and doesn't realize, while she's bitching about 
                      House of Wax, that that will probably be the most 
                      memorable thing she does in the movie business), I tried 
                      to turn it down. I bitched and moaned and told [Warners 
                      executive] Steve Trilling that I was not interested in becoming 
                      the Fay Wray of my time [laughs]. And I was told, "Tough 
                      titty; you're under contract, and you'll do what we ask 
                      you to do, unless you care to be suspended." I decided I 
                      didn't want to be suspended. And, incidentally, I went on 
                      to have a lot of fun making House of Wax. It was 
                      just fun; Vincent Price was a divine man, and was a divine 
                      actor. As were all the other people, Paul Picerni in particular. 
                      He was my "love interest" in House of Wax, and he 
                      just was a gentle, kind, wonderful person, a dear guy with 
                      an army of children [laughs]! I had a wonderful time doing 
                      it.   Q: House of Wax 
                      was the first major studio 3-D picture; Paul Picerni said 
                      there were good vibes all around, that people at Warners 
                      felt the picture was going to be a success, and that he 
                      was excited to be in it. What turned you off about it? PHYLLIS: I just didn't want to be in a film that 
                      I think was using a gimmick. I had already heard about, 
                      and seen finally, the 3-D picture that preceded us, which 
                      was Bwana Devil [1952], and I thought, "I really 
                      don't want to be in House of Wax. It's not serious." 
                      But, after the film was done, I thought it was quite remarkable. 
                      Q: Do 
                      you happen to know who else might have been up for your 
                      part?  PHYLLIS: I have no idea. No one ever told me that 
                      anyone else was ever up for it.   Q: I 
                      think Vera Miles was. And maybe also Joan Weldon.  PHYLLIS: I don't have any idea. For one thing, they 
                      never tested me. Not that I recall, anyway. But I don't 
                      think they did.   Q: Did 
                      they show you Mystery of the Wax Museum? They did 
                      show it to Andre de Toth before he started directing it. PHYLLIS:  No, they did not. Now, Andre de Toth was 
                      just a remarkable guy, and I had worked with him before 
                      on Thunder Over the Plains [1953], and Crime Wave, 
                      [1954]. I admired him and liked him very much. He was really 
                      a remarkable director, and a director who was much more 
                      appreciated in Europe than he was here. In France and in 
                      England, and maybe even in Italy, he was considered a very 
                      imaginative, fine talent. I saw him again not terribly long 
                      ago. He's delightful and intelligent; highly intelligent. 
                      Q: I 
                      don't think Paul Picerni has ever quite forgiven de Toth 
                      for insisting that he, Picerni, put his head in the working 
                      guillotine.  PHYLLIS:  [Laughs] Well, Andre was tough, you know. 
                      And not given to any bullshit that was going to hold up 
                      his film, or not be what he wanted it to be.   Q: You 
                      were never on the receiving end of any abuse?    PHYLLIS:  No, no, no, no, no. Well, I told you, 
                      I had worked with him before, and I worked with him afterwards, 
                      too. Always good experiences. And of course Charles Bronson; 
                      now there was a piece of work. His name was not Charles 
                      Bronson at the time, it was Charlie Buchinsky. I didn't 
                      particularly like him, although in later years I saw that 
                      he really was quite a fine actor, he was very worthwhile. 
                      (And, as with many of us, we get better as people as we 
                      age.) But I didn't care for him ON THAT FILM. This was the 
                      very beginning for him, and he was full of oats and swaggering 
                      around and being terribly macho. (It may have had to do 
                      with the fact that he wasn't very tall.) I got to know him 
                      a bit better later; I didn't work with him again, but I 
                      got to know him over the years because of "group things" 
                      and charity things. And also, I began to like him much more 
                      as an actor.   I had to go to London shortly after 
                      House of Wax came out, and reporters there would 
                      ask me about it. I would just say, "If it's your cup of 
                      tea, drink it!" [Laughs] Anyhow, I felt that it was a well-made, 
                      well-directed film. And scary! And all those running scenes 
                      that I had to do, I did. No double worked for me! I loathed 
                      all the crap about being made into a wax statue -- I mean, 
                      that's no fun! They pour this stuff all over you to make 
                      a mold, and then some genius re-forms the whole thing into 
                      wax.  Q: You're 
                      talking about the wax head of you that's in the movie.  PHYLLIS:  Well, it was the whole figure.   Q: Now 
                      that you tell me this, I think I can tell from the expression 
                      on the wax head that you didn't have a good time having 
                      that mold made!  PHYLLIS:  No, I certainly didn't. And then of course 
                      Carolyn Jones also had to have the same thing done to her. 
                      I didn't really know her very well; she was a good actress. 
                      Q: Andre 
                      de Toth once said that Jack Warner ordered him not to wear 
                      his eye patch because then people would make fun of the 
                      fact that the movie was directed by someone who had no depth 
                      perception. Did de Toth go without it?   PHYLLIS:  I don't think he ever did. He may have, 
                      but I don't remember it. But it was my favorite story in 
                      London, to point out to everyone that the director of the 
                      film Andre de Toth only had one eye and couldn't see in 
                      three dimensions. Everybody in London thought that was hilarious. 
                      But I'm sure nobody at Warner Brothers thought it was hilarious 
                      that I was saying that!   Q: De 
                      Toth also tells a funny story about your costume having 
                      so much padding in the bust area that he once stuck you 
                      with a pin, and LEFT it there when you didn't notice.  PHYLLIS:  He stuck me with a pin? I probably just 
                      thought that he was ... you know ... feeling my bosom [laughs]! 
                      I wouldn't have been able to feel anything, because the 
                      padding was ... extraordinary! Well, I was even thinner 
                      than Carolyn, and had practically no bosom at all, so they 
                      had to do something. Andre's a naughty boy ... I don't remember 
                      him sticking me with pins, but on the other hand, if he 
                      was distracting me, and doing it at the same time with the 
                      pin, I wouldn't have felt it.   Q: Did 
                      you enjoy making period pictures, wearing costumes of the 
                      Gay 90s, etc.?  PHYLLIS:  Well, I did and I didn't. Once I was in 
                      the costumes and performing, I was fine. But getting into 
                      the costumes and going through all that rigmarole was a 
                      pain [laughs]!   Q: The 
                      producer, Bryan Foy, had a long and interesting show biz 
                      career.  PHYLLIS:  Oh, Brynie Foy; he was just a divine old 
                      curmudgeon. That's exactly what he was, with a hellish reputation 
                      for being impossible. I got called to his office before 
                      anyone had even told me that I was going to be in that film, 
                      and he looked at me long and hard and said, "Wellll, Miss 
                      Kirk, we're giving you this part because you're the only 
                      intelligent actress I know that I can stand." [Laughs] All 
                      right? That's all I remember!   Q: Did 
                      you like the guy?  PHYLLIS:  Well ... yes. He was a character. I didn't 
                      know him intimately, I didn't go to dinner with him, I didn't 
                      know his family; I just knew him as a figure in a studio. 
                      But I knew a lot about him, because he had done some worthwhile 
                      things in his career.   Q: And 
                      what was Vincent Price like on the set?   PHYLLIS:  Friendly ... unselfish ... generous, really 
                      generous as an actor, in terms of working with other actors. 
                      I didn't know Vincent intimately, but I knew him as a professional, 
                      and I found him incredibly intelligent and with a great 
                      sense of humor.   Q: Did 
                      you work with him before or after?  PHYLLIS:  No.   Q: Like 
                      you, Price didn't want to do the picture. Then de Toth told 
                      him his concept of the role; de Toth wanted there to be 
                      a vulnerability to the character, he wanted audience sympathy. 
                      That won Price over.  PHYLLIS:  I was a fan of Vincent's going into House 
                      of Wax -- right from the days when I saw him first in 
                      The Eve of St. Mark [1944], where he played a Southern 
                      soldier. And that's going back. I just thought he was brilliant, 
                      and then sort of followed everything he ever did. I got 
                      tired after a while of seeing him in horror film after horror 
                      film, because he was much more than that.    Q: Any 
                      memories of Frank Lovejoy?  PHYLLIS:  Oh, well, how could you not have memories 
                      of that adorable man? I liked him very much.   Q: What 
                      memories do you have of the final scene, when you're Price's 
                      prisoner in the waxing vat?  PHYLLIS:  They had flesh-colored gauze around me 
                      to create the illusion that I was nude, and Andre kept saying, 
                      "Phyllis ... pull it down a little further." And I said, 
                      "Andre ... I have no bosom. I greatly resemble my father 
                      in that department, and if I pull it down any further, whatever 
                      the 'illusion' is now will be, I promise you, gone!" [Laughs] 
                      I remember that very well! I was furious.   Q: How 
                      long did that scene take to film? PHYLLIS:  Oh, I don't know, I can't remember, honey, 
                      it was a hundred years ago! You're lucky I can remember 
                      what I've remembered [laughs]!   Q: Jack 
                      Warner was reportedly so afraid of production falling behind 
                      that he asked some of the key people NOT to leave the Warners 
                      lot!  PHYLLIS:  That was the situation and I was asked 
                      to, for the duration of the picture, sleep on the lot, in 
                      an actor's ... cubicle. No, it wasn't a cubicle, it was 
                      perfectly nice, but they resembled apartments. Warners used 
                      them for visiting dignitaries and things like that.   Q: Were 
                      most of the cast asked to stay?  PHYLLIS:  I think I was the only one who AGREED 
                      to do it [laughs]. I think I thought at the time, "I have 
                      to get up soooo early, and when I leave the studio at the 
                      end of the day, I have to drive all the way to Beverly Hills," 
                      which is where I was living. I thought, "I might as WELL 
                      just stay here."   Q: Your 
                      character is very intelligent; she figures out what Price 
                      is up to before anyone else does. But otherwise it's a pretty 
                      standard screaming, needs-to-be-rescued female lead.  PHYLLIS:  Well, that was my point. The characters 
                      they gave young women in those days were by and large -- 
                      not always, of course -- but by and large dreary. And so 
                      you just did the best you could, right?   Q: In 
                      an interview you gave around that time, you said you'd probably 
                      always be a spinster because "I'm so strong and I'm so able 
                      to look out for myself. Men prefer girls who want to be 
                      coddled."  PHYLLIS:  I never felt about my [House of Wax 
                      character] that she wanted to be coddled.   Q: But 
                      I get the impression from your interviews you were a lot 
                      more independent than the average young Hollywood actress 
                      back then. PHYLLIS:  I guess that's true. In fact, yes, that 
                      IS true. Still am!  Q: You 
                      also worked as an interviewer and writer for an ACLU newspaper 
                      and as a TV interviewer. How did you enjoy that phase of 
                      your career?  PHYLLIS:  The ACLU thing happened in the middle 
                      of my acting career, and it happened mostly because I was 
                      hellbent to keep the state of California from executing 
                      a guy named Caryl Chessman. Ultimately, I had to give an 
                      address to the State Assembly about the whole situation; 
                      I even went to San Quentin (on three occasions, I think) 
                      and talked to Chessman. There's no doubt at all that he 
                      did some dastardly things, but he did not kill anybody. 
                      And it infuriated me because the state Legislature kept 
                      going out into the public and saying that his behavior had 
                      driven a young girl insane when in point of fact, the young 
                      girl had been insane for years. It was that kind of thing. 
                      And also, I abhor capital punishment, always have and always 
                      will. Of course, the William Morris Agency, who represented 
                      me at the time, wanted to kill me, [because I had done] 
                      these things. I looked at one of the guys there, I remember, 
                      and very rudely said, "If it hadn't been for God's kindness, 
                      you probably would be in prison for the same thing." Well, 
                      it was true; this particular agent was a great womanizer. 
                      Q: 
                      In 1957, you told an interviewer that you wanted to eventually 
                      produce and direct. Were you on the level?    PHYLLIS: Not a director. I would have loved to 
                      be a producer, which simply means that you put it all together 
                      and tell people what you want and expect them to deliver. Q: In 
                      your old interviews, you come across as very feisty, as 
                      the type who resented interviewers who didn't do their homework. 
                      Was that the real you, or was that just schtick?  PHYLLIS:  Oh, no, that was ME. There are a lot 
                      of reporters who don't do their homework, and you have to 
                      do their homework FOR them. So you wind up interviewing 
                      YOURSELF [laughs]! Other reporters DO do their research, 
                      and they're interesting and fun.   Q: Years 
                      and years from now, people in their homes can push a button 
                      and see ANY movie, or ANY TV episode. Which of YOUR credits 
                      would you like them to watch?  PHYLLIS:  I'd like them to watch The Thin Man.   Q: Any 
                      other "recommendations" for future generations?  PHYLLIS:  Are you putting all of this in a time 
                      capsule?   Q: I 
                      like to think of my books as "time capsules," yes!  PHYLLIS:  Okay [laughs]. There were a couple of 
                      live television things I did that I loved doing, and I liked 
                      when they were finished. There was a series called Robert 
                      Montgomery Presents and we did The Great Gatsby, 
                      and Robert Montgomery played Gatsby and I played the girl. 
                      I loved that, I thought they did a wonderful job with it. 
                      Q: There 
                      was a lot of speculation way back when as to whether you 
                      and Peter Lawford really got along on The Thin Man. 
                       PHYLLIS:  Peter Lawford and I got along BEAUTIFULLY, 
                      we were good friends, and we continued to be good friends 
                      long, long, long after The Thin Man was gone.   Q: The 
                      rumors that he disliked you, that you two never were friendly 
                      -- how did those rumors start?  PHYLLIS:  Because that's what people DO! I mean, 
                      how can you ASK me such a silly question, when every day 
                      you pick up a newspaper and read things about actors and 
                      actresses that are just ... LUDICROUS! Far-fetched and TOTAL 
                      lies! They love to write things like that, they think it's 
                      "scintillating," and it makes reporters thrilled if they 
                      can suggest that there's a feud going on between two people 
                      who have to work together every day. That's what it IS, 
                      my friend!   Q: What 
                      was it about The Thin Man that makes it your favorite? 
                       PHYLLIS:  Well, it was fun, and it was fun to DO. 
                      I loved Dashiell Hammett. Our series was not a carbon copy 
                      of the Thin Man books, or the Thin Man [movies] 
                      done by William Powell and Myrna Loy, because it was television 
                      and it was in the '50s. They had us sleeping in separate 
                      beds, and you couldn't say even a MILD expletive; that could 
                      NOT be in the script. I just had fun doing it, I LOVED doing 
                      it, and I was very fond of Peter.   Q: Do 
                      you watch your own movies and TV shows today?  PHYLLIS:  Well, if something comes up on the air 
                      I watch it. But I don't have tapes of ANYthing.   Q: I 
                      read that you tried to veer away from having show business 
                      people as guests on your TV talk show.  PHYLLIS:  No, that's not true, although I DID do 
                      other things, largely. But [guest selection] didn't really 
                      have anything to do with ME, it had to do with the producer, 
                      Shirley Bernstein, Leonard Bernstein's sister. We did a 
                      lot of interesting things, but not necessarily "show biz 
                      guests."   Q: And 
                      what do you do today?  PHYLLIS:  I'm not doing ANYthing in show business. 
                      I've begun over the years having difficulty walking properly, 
                      and it isn't because (evidently) of any known illness, it's 
                      just ... a fact [laughs]. So I haven't acted for a long 
                      time; a VERY long time. Not since the early '70s. And THEN 
                      what I did was to find a new career, I went into the public 
                      relations business and I worked for a public relations firm 
                      for several years, and then I went to CBS as a publicist. 
                      And then I went BACK to the original press office that I 
                      worked for BEFORE CBS ... because it was time to leave CBS. 
                      We had Mr. [Laurence] Tisch galloping around, making weeeeird 
                      decisions about all kinds of things. And a whole army of 
                      us left because Mr. Tisch considered us "too old." I'm retired 
                      now.   Q: Today 
                      your claim to fame, of course, is House of Wax. 
                     PHYLLIS:  After I left Warners, I went on and did 
                      mountains of television, and The Thin Man with Peter 
                      Lawford, and all of those things are much more memorable 
                      in terms of people remembering them than the movies I did. 
                      The movies I made were [laughs] ... somewhat obscure, I 
                      think you would say. But House of Wax was not obscure. 
                      And I must say, the interest in it over the years, and the 
                      comments about it, and the times that they have replayed 
                      it, including with the 3-D glasses; amazing. Just amazing! 
                      And it wasn't a big hit originally, was it?   Q: Well, 
                      it was on the list of the top grossers of 1953.  PHYLLIS:  It was? Well ... what do I know? Or ... 
                      what do I care [laughs]?!  
 Tom Weaver is the author of John Carradine: The Films, 
                      Science Fiction and Fantasy Film Flashbacks, Attack of the 
                      Monster Movie Makers and many others available from 
                      McFarland 
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