Vividly recalled by those who saw
it in passing on the late late show, this film is curiously
forgotten today by the cult film illiterati. Those same
film revivalists who've seen fit to place auteurs like
Ed Wood, Jess Franco and Jack Hill on pedestals would
seem to have little regard for Flesh Eaters, a
rugged and robust low-budget shocker not without its laughable
pretensions, but capable of making an impact even after
repeated viewings.
Produced by Jack and Terry Curtis,
it is the only horror film I can think of shot entirely
on Long Island. The Sound's sandy beaches stand in for
the tropical atoll whereupon the titular carnivorous bacteria
are bred. Released in 1964 through Cinema Distributors
of America, the film made its profitably horrific rounds
before popping up on television at regular intervals throughout
the sixties.
Its plot elements are rudimentary, a threadbare filmic canvas onto which solid
shocks are painted by budget- encumbered yet adequately
skilled hands. Considering the means by which producers
accomplished the film's nominal special effects, the movie
should have been far, far worse. The monsters, a glowing
strain of radioactive bacteria, were simply etched onto
the actual celluloid with pins. That the film's makers
would even attempt to pull off the towering monstrosity
that threatens the protagonists at the film's climax is
laudable under such conditions.
Co-producer Jack Curtis directed
with considerable verve and several stunningly gory sequences
have lost little of their impact today. Notably, his arguable
merits as a shock filmmaker led to few subsequent exploitation
film assignments.
Of
considerable curiosity value is the presence of editor
Radley Metzger, who cut Flesh Eaters for Curtis,
just prior to embarking on his own career as one of sexploitation's
vanguard directors. The serviceable script was turned
in by Arnold Drake, a comic book writer whose notable
career included scribing a host of D.C. Comics titles
like Our Army at War, Challengers of the Unknown
and House of Secrets, as well as Marvel Comics'
X-Men. His plotline broke little new ground, but
its essential elements are served up with a sadistic energy
calculated to satisfy thrill-hungry drive-in audiences.
Character actor Martin Kosleck,
Hollywood's Nazi-in-residence throughout the 1940s, lends
a bit of much-needed gravitas to the threadbare Flesh
Eaters. Kosleck, who had portrayed Joseph Goebbels
no fewer than five times, approaches his role as a Mengelesque
Nazi doctor with gusto. Busily breeding a strain of flesh-eating
bacteria that he sees as the key ingredient to sparking
a Third Reich revival, the sanctity of his private isle
is shattered by the forced landing of a spoiled Hollywood
starlet, her secretary and their hunky hired pilot. Rounding
out the beleaguered ensemble is a jive-talking, shipwrecked
beatnik who would have been employed as throwaway comic
relief in many films. Flesh Eaters turns this convention
on its ear by disposing of the character in graphically
morbid fashion.
One reward for cult fans industrious
enough to seek out Flesh Eaters on video is the restoration
of several gory seconds of film usually excised from TV
prints. Most notable are a grainily stunning closeup of
a human face, half eaten by the toxic maggots of the film's
title, as well a horrific flashback depicting Nazi medicos
dipping helpless women into vats of the nibbling microbes.
As testily stated in the Flesh Eaters Salesmanship
Manual, distributed to potential exhibitors, "We will
not insult your intelligence by having nurses in attendance
or other such trite gimmicks, however, if you are not strong
enough to see human flesh stripped off a body before your
eyes -- PLEASE DON'T COME!" This from the same distributors
who supplied patrons with packets of 'instant blood' with
which to sate the famished flesh eaters should they be attacked.
Jaws was not the first film
that attempted to terrify gullible beachgoers. The rocketing
popularity of the Beach Blanket Bingo set inspired
a spate of beach-combing beasts:
The Beach Girls
and the Monster (1964)
Former matinee hunk
Jon Hall directed and stars in this curious pastiche of of surfing and shocks. Sporting a
shredded rubber suit, he terrorizes the local sun bunnies
to the beat of original tunes by Frank Sinatra Jr.
Acting: C
Atmosphere:
D
Fun: A-
Monster of Piedras
Blancas (1959)
Lensed on location just prior to the popularity
of the clean-cut beach kiddies, this one stars Don Giant
Gila Monster Sullivan and men's mag staple Jeanne Carmen.
The crusty lighthouse keeper is responsible for tempting
the titular monster ashore with butcher shop leftovers.
Acting: B-
Atmosphere:
B-
Fun: A-
The Crawling Hand
(1963)
Though not ostensibly a beach-based flick, key
ingredients demand its inclusion. A bikini-clad Miss Iceland,
Sirriy Steffan, frolics in the sand before stumbling upon
the severed stump of the title which has only recently washed
ashore. At the teen's local hangout, Surfin' Bird
squalls on the juke box.
Acting: C
Atmosphere:
B-
Fun: A
Dr. Goldfoot and
the Bikini Machine (1966)
Horrormeister Vincent Price was brought on board
to try to resuscitate a genre now gasping its last. As Dr.
Goldfoot, he breeds buxom robots for use in bending the
rich to his will. The surf-spattered cast includes Annette,
Frankie, Dwayne Dobie Gillis Hickman and Susan Hart.
Acting: B-
Atmosphere:
D-
Fun: C-
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